Breathtakingly ridiculous:

McCain: She's the commander of the Alaskan National Guard....[S]he has had national security as one of her primary responsibilities.

Wow. At what point do even the non-zombie Republicans say enough with insulting our intelligence?

I guess McCain would also try to convince us that GW's very brief time spent in the Texas Air National Guard, which I assume was near Mexico, gave him at least some national security cred before entering office....